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"The printer is fine until we send something to print."

Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. --George Bernard Shaw

Don't anthropomorphize computers - they hate it. -Author Unknown

The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary." -- James D. Nicoll

There are two philosophies of life: the Christian philosophy and the Secular Philosophy. The Christian Philosophy is: first you fast, then you feast! The Secular philosophy is: first you feast, then comes the hangover! - Bishop Fulton Sheen

Every right implies a responsibility. Every opportunity, an obligation. Every possession, a duty. -- John D Rockefeller

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. -- B.C. Forbes

It's such a fine line between stupid and clever. - David St. Hubbins

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. -Douglas Noel Adams

Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it. -- Donald Knuth